1. This is how I imagine the conversation will go between the new Pope and the old Pope

    New Pope: Oh hello Pope, how are you doing?
    Old Pope: Oh Pope! I am well, how are you?
    New Pope: Pope, how do you go about doing this Popeing thing?
    Old Pope: Well Pope, you go out and Pope around. You lead some prayers, deal with paperwork, talk to the Cardinals, bless some babies, and really by the end of the day you're all Poped out.
    New Pope: Thanks Pope! I have to Pope on out and get Popeing.

  2. ejacutastic:

    solairebee:

    Flags made out of the foods their nationalities are famous for.

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  3. Today I went to my university’s walk in clinic because I have been really sick for the past couple days and wanted to make sure it wasn’t the flu or something.  Well when I got there, the PA examined me and told me that she thought that I had tonsillitis.  I looked at her with a very confused look on my face and responded by saying, I don’t think I have tonsillitis because I don’t have tonsils.  I walked out being told to continue taking ibuprofen as needed, so that was useless. 

  4. Except SimCity did get me into urban planning…

    thisbigcity:

    Colbert

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  9. megankusterbeck: didn’t know if this already existed, but i thought i would make this on paint for the hell of it

    megankusterbeck:

    didn’t know if this already existed, but i thought i would make this on paint for the hell of it